Men After God
"And the Lord looked down from heaven upon the sons of man to see if there were any who seek after God." Psalms 53:2
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Those of you
who fly will
appreciate
these
Airline cabin
announcements:
"There may be 50
ways to leave your
lover, but
there are only 4
ways out
of this airplane. Listen up!"
"In the event of a
sudden loss of cabin
pressure, masks
will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask,
and pull it over
your face.
If you have a
small child
traveling with you,
secure your mask before assisting
with theirs.
If you are
traveling with
more than one small child, pick your favorite."
Over heard while disembarking after an extremely bumping landing,
a petite lady walking with cane. She said,
"Sir, do you mind if
I ask you a question?"
"Why, no, Ma'am,"
said the pilot. "What is it?"
The little old lady
said, "Did we land, or were
we shot down?"
who fly will
appreciate
these
Airline cabin
announcements:
"There may be 50
ways to leave your
lover, but
there are only 4
ways out
of this airplane. Listen up!"
"In the event of a
sudden loss of cabin
pressure, masks
will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask,
and pull it over
your face.
If you have a
small child
traveling with you,
secure your mask before assisting
with theirs.
If you are
traveling with
more than one small child, pick your favorite."
Over heard while disembarking after an extremely bumping landing,
a petite lady walking with cane. She said,
"Sir, do you mind if
I ask you a question?"
"Why, no, Ma'am,"
said the pilot. "What is it?"
The little old lady
said, "Did we land, or were
we shot down?"
